1) Road House2) E-Space
3) Celar DV8
4) Voodoo
5) 51st Sports Bar
6) Asian Club
7) Boogie House
8) Happy House
9) Elbow Room
10) Xenis
So, the Pub Crawlers were out in full force last night my friends. And we were making new friends everywhere we went, as evidenced by the Don's new "Special Lady" pictured above. She came to all of the bars with us and they were making out in the corner of the 10 bars listed above. We were also glad to pick up a new member that was highly impressive after some of the rookie draft picks over the previous nights. Help us say welcome to The Hammer. She hung with us from the First bar and was still going when we got to 10.
The Night started off with a nice ruckus crowd of crawlers. We invaded the Road House with a group of 15. The Don made himself right at home on the big cushy couches and started doling out ones to the ladies as they came off of the strip poles. It was really like being in a strip club. We were running low on funds with such a large crowd, so I hit the pole for a while to shake what the good lord forgot to give me and then did a few private dances to raise some extra cash and we were off.
E-Space was a classy joint. We rather enjoyed it and will DEFINITELY be back. Check out the new pictures posted! They have the hottest waitress in town, hands down! A very friendly Russian exchange student. All we could say was "WOW!"
Celar DV8 was an empty shit hole. I am pretty sure we interrupted a Korean Freedom Rock party because the place reeked of skunk weed. Empty, dark, crappy music and not worth a repeat visit.
As we made our way in to Voodoo, the Don decided that he was only going to Speak I-talian. Since I speak the second most I-talian, I translated very well for him. That is to say I shouted nonsensical babble and then made something up in English to say to the bar staff.
The 51st Sports bar is apparently run by the base, as it uses our name and logo for their sign, and as we know the Koreans do not look kindly on copyright infringement. It was an OK bar with the best selection of music videos to play. They also had a full medicine cabinet to include the box of tampons that we kept as a memento of the establishment.
Asian club was another horrible juicy bar. The music was so loud that we couldn't even carry on a conversation. I will say though that most of us appreciated the length of the dresses worn by the juicies. They were very short and there was much cheekage action.
We headed to the Boogie house next. They had grills inside by our table, so The Don and Luka whipped up some Brats and burgers to feed our hunger. The only fair thing to say about this dump is that I am certain it is where my mom would hang out if she ever sold her trailer and moved to Songtan.
The party headed to Happy House for a nice round of kettle shots and some much needed re-hydrating! Pub crawling will really take it out of you. It was a lot like the other bars in town except it had a pool table and dart boards...oh wait, it was just like every other crappy bar in town. Nothing special, but not worth a repeat. As were the last 2 bars, Elbow room and Xenis. Pool, darts, empty and boring. If we weren't in the last couple I think they could have closed and left.
We stopped to get a picture of the future home of the official Pub Crawl bar. The contractor needs to get to work because we are tired of looking at an empty lot! Half of the crowd was ready to dance the rest night away. Luka was hammered and could hardly smoke, let alone walk and I was having a bit of a "Soju Reflux" issue and decided that it would be in our best interest to not end up intubated before the morning. So home we came and lived to Crawl another day.
