Sunday, September 6, 2009

Slow Couple of Motorboat Free Nights

1) Chae's Lounge
2) High Jinks
3) Crazy


So, it was a very slow couple of nights, with a fair amount of repeats, but we'll cover the new ones.

Friday we found ourselves on the prowl for a new location to mow down. We were walking the streets and strolled past Chae's Lounge. Inside were about 15 dudes singing a parody of "I Wanna Be Sedated". Their words were "We just masturbated" and they had the obligatory up and down or "jacking it" hand gestures to go along with it. What a bunch of frigging queers. We were tempted to avoid it all together, but when we cycled back through it was empty. So we knocked it off of the list while the homo patrons were gone.

We went out of the main strip to hit High Jinks next. It was very expensive. 2 thousand more per drink than other places run. Pretty crappy music, very few people, off of the main path and expensive drinks means we won't be going back anytime soon.

Saturday found us in 1 more new bar. We had been promised that boobies and motorboat contests were held in Crazy...alas it was an old mammasan and a dumpy little waitress..and us. The bathroom was very difficult to find and even hard to find the bar after you leave the bathroom. You had to go out through a small locked door. The pisser was a hole in the floor. On the way back in the door had re-locked. Since they could not hear my knocks through the glass screen door that covered the other door and was also locked...Well, I have a few nicks on my knuckles, we'll leave it at that. All I want to know is where is my motor boat?

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