There's A Flag On The Field...Looks Like A Party Foul On The Rookie!

1) Touchdown -- oh wait they were not open...
1a.) Triangle Bar
2) Beer Bunker
3) Club Pulse
4) Hideaway
5) Hilton Club
6) Wingz
7) Stereo
8)Power Club

Wow...where to begin? So the Don was kind enough to give a couple more rookies a try out...These 2 came to play though. We started the evening at the Touchdown Club...well we tried to anyway. Lights were on, music was playing, big screen going on, windows open...except it was like strolling into a couple of Korean's living room. They apparently weren't open and the people seemed offended that we would even try and come in.

So, We started the evening at the Triangle bar. Gay name but good bar. The drinks were big and potent. The place was huge and had a "Mafia" room in the back area that the Don was able to make use of. We had to coax the rookies at first, but they decided they were ready to come out of the bullpen and get a few innings of work in.

Off the beaten path and down the side alley we hit the Beer Bunker. It was pretty crowded. Their bathroom was halfway up/down the stairs... a little odd, but even odder that the Don liked to pee with the door open so everyone could stare at him taking a leak. JK, not to be out done layed a deuce in the same can, with the door open.

Club Pulse was next on the agenda and I'm pretty sure one of the rookies ditched us about this point. It was hard to find, but a good bar overall. Good looking waitstaff in basketball jerseys for uniforms. A great bar for shouting at people on the main strip. We watched some poor drunk bastard try several times to make it up and down the stairs across the street. Heckles gave the man a rash of crap. I am very surprised somebody didn't come up and slap her...she went at them pretty good. A lot like the Don when he's drunk with a lipper packed at a Yankee game.

Heckles was proving to be a pretty decent rookie...and then it happened...Hey, wanna roll with us? Thanks Heckles!...Thanks a heap. We also had to hide Paddington because his ole lady was out and almost saw him boozin.

The Hideaway was our next victim. A very small bar, but they had a balcony. More party fouls committed here, but on the visiting team, none of our players. A little E-CB issue that the Don was not too thrilled about.

Hilton was OK, nothing spectacular, but it's off the list. Just a regular bar.

We made it to Wingz and things get fuzzy after that. Heckles was kind enough to buy a round of shots...3 Wisemen. For the non-partay-peoples that would be a mix of Jim, Jack and Jose. Luka was on his period and couldn't drink a shot, even though it was his recommendation to buy them. I knocked his back too. We couldn't leave one on the bar after Heckles was nice enough to buy them.

We hit Stereo next. Another crappy juicy. Lame clientele. 30 year old"boys" backwards hats looking to bang juicies. Luka and I ruined their games though. We assured the juicies that nobody on base liked those 2 guys because they were "same-same". So when they come back, they will have trouble convincing people they are not gay...Turn your f&^king hat around ya mook!

We parted ways about this time and Luka and I needed a drink to relax after a long night of Pub Crawling, so we stopped at Power Club. I know, it sounds more like Paddington's kind of place. A place to work your guns and look at sweaty men, but it was a juicy bar. They were like polar bears in the Arctic. They seemed to be hungry and going to attack anything. Very aggressive! Luka punched one and screamed "Impossible is nothing!!!" and then kicked the poor girl. I probably would not have kicked the pregnant one, but hey...