Saturday, August 22, 2009

Angry Oli's Cement Shoes and Paddy Hats

1) U&I
2) Aloha
3) Peoples Bar
4) Friends Bar
5) Club Vip
6) Gorilla House
7) Club Join Us

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Paddy-Hat night was a huge success. It started off at the U&I. It seemed to be a real Korean bar. Korean music playing, candy that looked like rocks, on the outskirts a little bit. We tried our best to get the "manager" to find some ladies to entertain us, but she didn't seem to want to have anything to do with any of us except The Don. There was a little spark there...maybe some romance in the future??
We headed to the Aloha where Paddington and his brother joined us. Lots of Juicies and very expensive. The Juicies and their clients did not hide anything. There were several "couples" making out and feeling each other up. I will be blown away if this place does not get closed down! I did manage to get a shot of Paddington's brother hitting on a non-juicy lady. I guess the poor game doesn't run in the family.
Peoples was next. This place was a little odd, but I figured out the secret later in the evening. The waitstaff was friendly and there were several actual Koreans in the bar. Paddington offered to arm wrestle the bartender for a drink...He lost. Paddington thought we were at the Jewish bar still and wouldn't pay for the drink. When it was time to go the lady begged me to stay but I politely declined. She told me that if we came back later she would buy my drinks. At the end of the night JK and I went back by there to collect the free drinks. However, she was wanting us to buy her drinks at 10k each. We laughed at her and headed out. Peoples is not outward or obvious about it, but it is a Juicy bar!
Friends Bar was our next stop. It looked nice on the inside and the staff was hot. They were very inattentive though. It took forever to get our drinks. Juicy Killer threw a table across the room and started screaming "Hulk Smash!!!" I don't know what that meant, but the drinks came shortly after that. The bar was straight out of 1991 with the decor though. A lot of neon signs and posters. Think, " whoaa ohh oh oh oh...Hangin' tough"
Club Vip was next. Club Vip seemed to be a decent place. They had a wall that the television was projected onto and a bbq grill in the corner...yes, a real one. The Don fired it up and cooked some dogs for us, real dogs. We figured while in Korea...The manager there was cute. She claimed to be 37, but looked about 25.
The Gorilla House was our next victim. Decent bar. A dog running around inside of it. Slayer on the walls, lots of people. Crocket shot pool with some gal here for the exercise. She seemed to want to hang out with us until she determined that some of us were dirty filthy enlisted people. She didn't have much to talk about then, but did seem to be into JK. There was a little spark there...maybe some romance in the future??
Last stop of the night was Club Join Us. Looked to be a Karaoke bar. The Mamasan in this Juicy bar was a faggy looking dude in a Mr. Yi shirt with a bright white belt on. His name was Homo Joe. We asked HJ if I could sing some Karaoke. I sure could, but each of us would have to buy a juicy girl a drink if we wanted to sing. WTF??? Juicy Killer hit the can and called it the worst in Korea. His description was "Kimchi cream on a hot sidewalk after 12 hours"
Called it a night at this point. Pretty good night overall.

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