In order to instill a sense of unity in the Pub Crawl Team, and more importantly, weed out the poseurs and wannabees from the real deals, membership cards (pictured at right), will arrive shortly for distribution among the "crawlers". Buy a team captain a drink (another new rule), and get a card. If you're a hot chick, you just might get a card for free (at our discretion of course). If you're borderline hot, see Elliot. His standards are lower. One of the captains will punch a hole in your card for every bar you go to. The more holes in your card, the cooler you are. Simple, right? We're hoping to have the cards by the weekend, so come and find us. I'm thirsty.Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Coming Soon: Membership Cards
In order to instill a sense of unity in the Pub Crawl Team, and more importantly, weed out the poseurs and wannabees from the real deals, membership cards (pictured at right), will arrive shortly for distribution among the "crawlers". Buy a team captain a drink (another new rule), and get a card. If you're a hot chick, you just might get a card for free (at our discretion of course). If you're borderline hot, see Elliot. His standards are lower. One of the captains will punch a hole in your card for every bar you go to. The more holes in your card, the cooler you are. Simple, right? We're hoping to have the cards by the weekend, so come and find us. I'm thirsty.
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My standards are by no means lower...I do not have any standards...well you should be a chick I suppose.
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