Monday, August 10, 2009

On the Prowl for More People

Thanks to JK for his $1.23...here it is Party People...the one, the only...Songtan Sally. Wanna Go?

We have had a buttload (not a technical measurement, but I understand that it is a large amount) of crazy zealots claiming that they want to join the crawl. We'll be searching for Sally and another Virgin bar just waiting for us to take its cherry, starting again this Friday. Eightish, at JJ's. You are dealing with a fair number of lost brain cells, so 8 is just an ish. Don't get your panties all in a wad (unless they are crotchless, those are pretty hot) we'll be there when we get there. Some of the boys are what we call "Pretty" and take a while to get ready...Shorty. So come out and join us and feel free to bring a friend, especially if it's a she (more innies less outies). Newbies have to buy around for the website staff, sorry, it's a new rule.

1 comment:

  1. Good rule. I second that motion, and well, even if majority doesn't rule, who cares. This ain't a democracy. It's a mafia. -- The Don

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